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Phoenix "best friend of the year" Wright

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Maybe it's the other way around and you all went zooming into the future! Whoosh! [He even extends his arms as though pretending to be Superman. Then he drops his hands.]

Seriously, Nick, how is this happening?!

[bewrightback]

Well, let me assure you that it was a bit of a long and grueling road to get to where - or rather when - I am right now! [He sighs.]

...This place takes people from different points in time. That's the long and short of it.

Maya "time-traveling medium" Fey

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If I'm the Silver Surfer, then what's Edgey now? [Call it curiosity.

Not to mention Larry being dumb as usual.]

[spiritedafey]

[Maya just smiles and puts an arm around Larry's shoulders, patting him gently on the back.]

He hasn't changed much to earn a nickname like that. He's still the same ol' Mr. Edgeworth. You and Nick, on the other hand... You've both really lost your edge while I was away training. Maybe I shoulda stayed after all. Keep you both young.

Donut Head

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Yowch! [Larry lifts his foot off the ground and hops a few times.] No one's gonna respect someone like you, if you're really a queen!

[divinable]

Say that again, you boorish fool, and I'll have you punished by the Ministry of Justice in my kingdom!

[ it looks like she's about to cry, too. she's so angry! the earth begins to shake, too. ]

Some really familiar-looking guy IDK

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[Larry nods so vigorously one would think his head is going to fall off his neck.]

Good idea. I-I've had enough of being framed for one day. Or for an entire lifetime.

[ryuwrighthistory]

[He gives Larry a peculiar look at that statement.] It sounds like you run into some bad luck. Let's move away from here before anyone else gets ideas we did something.

[As they do so, he realizes he doesn't even know who he had tried to help.] Um, I never got your name. I'm Naruhodou Ryuunosuke.

The cute detective who wants to take him in for being handsome UH I MEAN

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Sounds like a good deal! [Anything that can get him off the hook for having a nice trip into a crime scene, please. And now that she is hopefully in a better mood...] I didn't get your name, though.

lmao in what universe

[emazingskyence]

Ema Skye, forensic investigator. [She makes a forward motion with her hand, maybe a little too impatiently.] Now come along, we don't have all day.

This guy who's chummy with the Storm God

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I don't know! [Larry groans loudly.] I took a wrong turn somewhere in Los Angeles and wound up here, I guess?!

[sixthnonsense]

Los Angeles? You mean in like, America?

[That makes things all the stranger! Hagakure taps his chin as they continue to run.]

I still dunno why that would mean anything! I doubt Raijin's gonna take notice of a dude crossing the barriers between worlds. [...] Maybe you ended up taking a trespassing detour to Heaven's borders on the way here!!

[Larry didn't die, Hagakure. Jeez.]

The beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, heavenly, etc. Leia Organa

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My footing is just fi -

[His right foot shoots out from under him and he very nearly topples - but luckily he regains his balance, and he tries to keep smiling, raising his arms even though his legs are shuddering as he pulls them back together.]

Fine! J-Just fine! [Way to go, Butz.]

And the walking disaster Larry Butz

[oratorical]

[She stops, turning around fully at the sound of Larry slipping, openly concerned about this situation. Larry may be acting sleazy and he may be a walking disaster already, but that situation doesn't need to get any worse.

She doesn't make any moves to get closer to him, but it's clear Leia isn't entirely convinced by that bluffing. She waits for a few seconds before she double-checks, waiting to see if Larry's shaking legs don't slip again before then.]

Your footing doesn't seem fine. You don't have to rush, especially not when the streets are as icy as they are today.

Sculpt me like one of your Canadian guys

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[Larry's jaw drops. JJ has everything he has always wanted and is everything Larry wants to be!!!]

Oh man, you're engaged and you have a fan club? You're so lucky!

[That does cause him to get to work on the sculpture with a renewed fervor.]

He's the king, JJ—just follow him!

[jacquesoff]

Sure do! JJ Girls are the best fans in the world.

[He loves his fans. And they behave themselves, unlike certain other fans he could name.]

And I'm engaged to the most beautiful girl in the world!

[JJ might not have his phone with him, but he doesn't need it when he has his powerful mind! He sends Larry a mental image of himself and his precious Isabella. (See icon.)]

You could say I'm a lucky man, but I got here through hard work and sheer talent.

This rude child

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Your joke could've landed me in jail...and believe me, people have thought I could murder other people before...

[His life is just that bad.]

the rudest child

[sobored]

[Larry no, of all the things to say just...Larry no. She'll make a show of thinking about what he said, if only so she can turn away for a second and do one of those smiles where if she'd seen him, he would've instantly known there were a lot worse things she could do than frame him for destroying someone's art.

But when she turns back, there's no such expression, only a dumbfounded look.]

Okay, I know it's supposed to be the least likely suspect and all, but you look like the guy voted least likely to commit murder. And got reelected in a landslide.

This much less rude child

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What'd make her think that?

[Does Larry have to be extra careful around goats from now on??]

[dereban]

... Don't ask me. I don't speak goat.

Shark Boy without Lava Girl

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I dunno, maybe I forgot my storm repellent today!

[Very funny.]

[showyouthesight]

The real answer! Unless you want me to leave you to deal with it yourself again.

That frog dude

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[Larry hesitates for a second before stretching out a hand for Frog to shake.]

Nice to meet'cha, Frog! [He certainly didn't expect to say that sentence at any point in his entire life.] Are there...uh, any others like you here?

blobs in here!

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[Frog gives that hand a firm shake. At least his own hand is currently gloved, so no awkward moist handshakes to get over. Yet.

As for his question, Frog takes a moment to think.]

Nay, none exactly like me. At least, none that I am aware of. Thou may cross paths with others of a less human nature however. For example, there is a mouse princess known as Princess Minnie, and a talking winged unicorn named Celestia.

She sees everything

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Eyes that know things I don't?

[shanghaiworld]

... Probably. I mean, I can also use magic so I could probably do that.

But I'm also just real good at noticing things about people. It helps me make doll replicas of them.