[Larry no, of all the things to say just...Larry no. She'll make a show of thinking about what he said, if only so she can turn away for a second and do one of those smiles where if she'd seen him, he would've instantly known there were a lot worse things she could do than frame him for destroying someone's art.
But when she turns back, there's no such expression, only a dumbfounded look.]
Okay, I know it's supposed to be the least likely suspect and all, but you look like the guy voted least likely to commit murder. And got reelected in a landslide.
[Too late, Larry just blurted it out and there are no take-backs. He doesn't even wonder why she turned away for a while...okay, for a moment he thought she was going to mess with him again so her next response throws him a little off-guard.]
T-That's what I've always been trying to tell people! But they never believe me until my best friends show up and shove evidence in their faces!
[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small
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Date: 2017-01-17 04:15 am (UTC)But when she turns back, there's no such expression, only a dumbfounded look.]
Okay, I know it's supposed to be the least likely suspect and all, but you look like the guy voted least likely to commit murder. And got reelected in a landslide.
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Date: 2017-01-18 12:33 pm (UTC)T-That's what I've always been trying to tell people! But they never believe me until my best friends show up and shove evidence in their faces!
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Date: 2017-01-19 06:05 am (UTC)[See, that's good. We're moving past the whole haha tried to frame you for property destruction thing.]
Like if this were a horror movie, you don't seem like the slasher, you've got slashee written all over you.
[And then she ruined it.]
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Date: 2017-01-20 02:52 pm (UTC)Larry shudders at that.]
...I'm just really glad I'm not in a horror movie right now...
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Date: 2017-01-20 11:41 pm (UTC)[In her case, it's more that wow, they're so formulaic and boring and she is not here for that.]
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot too, I didn't think you'd take it that badly.
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Date: 2017-01-22 10:44 am (UTC)I can't stay mad at a cute girl for too long, so as long as I didn't get carted off to jail, we're good.
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Date: 2017-01-22 11:04 pm (UTC)Well, I can't make any promises there. Just try not to land around anymore destroyed sculptures, okay?
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Date: 2017-01-28 05:26 am (UTC)[At least he stopped calling her "cute". Look, she's too young so he'll stop there.]
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Date: 2017-01-29 06:35 am (UTC)[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small
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Date: 2017-02-03 11:29 am (UTC)[No, Larry, they wouldn't.]
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Date: 2017-02-04 07:53 am (UTC)[If only because she's a much worse type.]
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Date: 2017-02-05 06:28 am (UTC)[He holds up his fists to his chin. Exactly like the icon, minus the tears.]
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Date: 2017-02-05 11:40 pm (UTC)[She's entirely cheery about this. The crying sprite minus the crying has no effect on her, sorry.]
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Date: 2017-02-07 01:43 pm (UTC)[Larry lets his arms hang limp at his sides.]
Well, you're pretty lucky to be you, 'cause it can get crummy being me. What's your name, by the way?
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Date: 2017-02-09 12:21 am (UTC)[She's just...going to act completely oblivious to all of that. SORRY LARRY.]
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Date: 2017-02-12 12:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-13 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-16 04:04 am (UTC)[Here she was gonna go with being the crime scene, but that works too.]
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Date: 2017-02-19 11:16 am (UTC)[The real perpetrators have already escaped by the time Larry innocently wanders onto the scene.]
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Date: 2017-02-20 06:56 am (UTC)