[Larry no, of all the things to say just...Larry no. She'll make a show of thinking about what he said, if only so she can turn away for a second and do one of those smiles where if she'd seen him, he would've instantly known there were a lot worse things she could do than frame him for destroying someone's art.
But when she turns back, there's no such expression, only a dumbfounded look.]
Okay, I know it's supposed to be the least likely suspect and all, but you look like the guy voted least likely to commit murder. And got reelected in a landslide.
[Too late, Larry just blurted it out and there are no take-backs. He doesn't even wonder why she turned away for a while...okay, for a moment he thought she was going to mess with him again so her next response throws him a little off-guard.]
T-That's what I've always been trying to tell people! But they never believe me until my best friends show up and shove evidence in their faces!
[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small
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But when she turns back, there's no such expression, only a dumbfounded look.]
Okay, I know it's supposed to be the least likely suspect and all, but you look like the guy voted least likely to commit murder. And got reelected in a landslide.
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T-That's what I've always been trying to tell people! But they never believe me until my best friends show up and shove evidence in their faces!
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[See, that's good. We're moving past the whole haha tried to frame you for property destruction thing.]
Like if this were a horror movie, you don't seem like the slasher, you've got slashee written all over you.
[And then she ruined it.]
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Larry shudders at that.]
...I'm just really glad I'm not in a horror movie right now...
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[In her case, it's more that wow, they're so formulaic and boring and she is not here for that.]
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot too, I didn't think you'd take it that badly.
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I can't stay mad at a cute girl for too long, so as long as I didn't get carted off to jail, we're good.
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Well, I can't make any promises there. Just try not to land around anymore destroyed sculptures, okay?
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[At least he stopped calling her "cute". Look, she's too young so he'll stop there.]
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[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small
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[No, Larry, they wouldn't.]
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[If only because she's a much worse type.]
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[He holds up his fists to his chin. Exactly like the icon, minus the tears.]
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[She's entirely cheery about this. The crying sprite minus the crying has no effect on her, sorry.]
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[Larry lets his arms hang limp at his sides.]
Well, you're pretty lucky to be you, 'cause it can get crummy being me. What's your name, by the way?
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[She's just...going to act completely oblivious to all of that. SORRY LARRY.]
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[Here she was gonna go with being the crime scene, but that works too.]
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[The real perpetrators have already escaped by the time Larry innocently wanders onto the scene.]
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