the butz vs. captcha

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[laurice]

But isn't that what happened to me??

[He holds up his fists to his chin. Exactly like the icon, minus the tears.]

[sobored]

It is! Which makes it a really good thing that I'm me and not you.

[She's entirely cheery about this. The crying sprite minus the crying has no effect on her, sorry.]

[laurice]

...

[Larry lets his arms hang limp at his sides.]

Well, you're pretty lucky to be you, 'cause it can get crummy being me. What's your name, by the way?

[sobored]

Junko. It's Junko.

[She's just...going to act completely oblivious to all of that. SORRY LARRY.]

[laurice]

I'd say it's nice to meet'cha, but...there's nothing nice about tripping into a crime scene...

[sobored]

I don't know. I think there's worse ways to meet someone.

[laurice]

Like...you meet 'em and you catch them committing a crime and then they try to pin it right on you?

[sobored]

...has that happened to you?

[Here she was gonna go with being the crime scene, but that works too.]

[laurice]

Nope...I've never actually caught someone red-handed.

[The real perpetrators have already escaped by the time Larry innocently wanders onto the scene.]

[sobored]

You know, that's probably for the best. Otherwise, they'd have to dispose of the witnesses. Or at least that's how it always goes on TV.