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2017-01-19 06:05 am (UTC)
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So is everyone in your world dumb or something? I don't even know you, and I can tell just from looking that you are so not the murder type.
[See, that's good. We're moving past the whole haha tried to frame you for property destruction thing.]
Like if this were a horror movie, you don't seem like the slasher, you've got slashee written all over you.
[And then she ruined it.]
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laurice
2017-01-20 02:52 pm (UTC)
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[Not everyone in his world is dumb!!! But...a good chunk of the population is, it seems.
Larry shudders at that.]
...I'm just really glad I'm not in a horror movie right now...
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sobored
2017-01-20 11:41 pm (UTC)
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That makes two of us.
[In her case, it's more that wow, they're so formulaic and boring and she is not here for that.]
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot too, I didn't think you'd take it that badly.
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laurice
2017-01-22 10:44 am (UTC)
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[Larry shrugs and tries to smile amiably.]
I can't stay mad at a cute girl for too long, so as long as I didn't get carted off to jail, we're good.
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sobored
2017-01-22 11:04 pm (UTC)
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[Wow, seriously?]
Well, I can't make any promises there. Just try not to land around anymore destroyed sculptures, okay?
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laurice
2017-01-28 05:26 am (UTC)
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Are you kidding? I'll just get outta here so people won't think I'm a sculpture assassin!
[At least he stopped calling her "cute". Look, she's too young so he'll stop there.]
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sobored
2017-01-29 06:35 am (UTC)
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Sounds like the best idea I've heard all day.
[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small
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laurice
2017-02-03 11:29 am (UTC)
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They might think you're one, too!
[No, Larry, they wouldn't.]
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sobored
2017-02-04 07:53 am (UTC)
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Nah. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't. I don't seem like the type.
[If only because she's a much worse type.]
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laurice
2017-02-05 06:28 am (UTC)
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But isn't that what happened to me??
[He holds up his fists to his chin. Exactly like the icon, minus the tears.]
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sobored
2017-02-05 11:40 pm (UTC)
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It is! Which makes it a really good thing that I'm me and not you.
[She's entirely cheery about this. The crying sprite minus the crying has no effect on her, sorry.]
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laurice
2017-02-07 01:43 pm (UTC)
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...
[Larry lets his arms hang limp at his sides.]
Well, you're pretty lucky to be you, 'cause it can get crummy being me. What's your name, by the way?
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sobored
2017-02-09 12:21 am (UTC)
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Junko. It's Junko.
[She's just...going to act completely oblivious to all of that. SORRY LARRY.]
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laurice
2017-02-12 12:45 pm (UTC)
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I'd say it's nice to meet'cha, but...there's nothing nice about tripping into a crime scene...
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sobored
2017-02-13 04:57 am (UTC)
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I don't know. I think there's worse ways to meet someone.
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laurice
2017-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)
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Like...you meet 'em and you catch them committing a crime and then they try to pin it right on you?
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sobored
2017-02-16 04:04 am (UTC)
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...has that happened to you?
[Here she was gonna go with being the crime scene, but that works too.]
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laurice
2017-02-19 11:16 am (UTC)
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Nope...I've never actually caught someone red-handed.
[The real perpetrators have already escaped by the time Larry innocently wanders onto the scene.]
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sobored
2017-02-20 06:56 am (UTC)
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You know, that's probably for the best. Otherwise, they'd have to dispose of the witnesses. Or at least that's how it always goes on TV.
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[See, that's good. We're moving past the whole haha tried to frame you for property destruction thing.]
Like if this were a horror movie, you don't seem like the slasher, you've got slashee written all over you.
[And then she ruined it.]
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Larry shudders at that.]
...I'm just really glad I'm not in a horror movie right now...
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[In her case, it's more that wow, they're so formulaic and boring and she is not here for that.]
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot too, I didn't think you'd take it that badly.
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I can't stay mad at a cute girl for too long, so as long as I didn't get carted off to jail, we're good.
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Well, I can't make any promises there. Just try not to land around anymore destroyed sculptures, okay?
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[At least he stopped calling her "cute". Look, she's too young so he'll stop there.]
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[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small
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[No, Larry, they wouldn't.]
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[If only because she's a much worse type.]
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[He holds up his fists to his chin. Exactly like the icon, minus the tears.]
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[She's entirely cheery about this. The crying sprite minus the crying has no effect on her, sorry.]
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[Larry lets his arms hang limp at his sides.]
Well, you're pretty lucky to be you, 'cause it can get crummy being me. What's your name, by the way?
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[She's just...going to act completely oblivious to all of that. SORRY LARRY.]
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[Here she was gonna go with being the crime scene, but that works too.]
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[The real perpetrators have already escaped by the time Larry innocently wanders onto the scene.]
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