[That makes things all the stranger! Hagakure taps his chin as they continue to run.]
I still dunno why that would mean anything! I doubt Raijin's gonna take notice of a dude crossing the barriers between worlds. [...] Maybe you ended up taking a trespassing detour to Heaven's borders on the way here!!
[That...sounds ominous. But the explanation will be even more so.]
Raijin's the god of storms, dude! Lightning, thunder, the whole shebang! Trust me when I say you do not want him chasing you! This emotion storm is way tamer in comparison!
This guy who's chummy with the Storm God
I don't know! [Larry groans loudly.] I took a wrong turn somewhere in Los Angeles and wound up here, I guess?!
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[That makes things all the stranger! Hagakure taps his chin as they continue to run.]
I still dunno why that would mean anything! I doubt Raijin's gonna take notice of a dude crossing the barriers between worlds. [...] Maybe you ended up taking a trespassing detour to Heaven's borders on the way here!!
[Larry didn't die, Hagakure. Jeez.]
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[Larry may be freaking out right now but he knows that much, at least.]
...A-A-At least I didn't feel like I died!
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[Then what could this be about?
...
He snaps his fingers.]
Oh! Y'know...this could be one of those emotional effects! And not Raijin. Which would totally be a better scenario for you.
[This really should have been his first thought rather than a Japanese god being involved.]
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Oh, great, not my emotions again! But who the heck is Raijin??
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[That...sounds ominous. But the explanation will be even more so.]
Raijin's the god of storms, dude! Lightning, thunder, the whole shebang! Trust me when I say you do not want him chasing you! This emotion storm is way tamer in comparison!
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[Larry spreads his arms outward in a typical "no way, Jose" gesture. Then he stops.]
Unless it's a beautiful lady!
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[However, after a moment of thinking about that, he adds-]
Unless she's pissed. Then it's kind of a fifty-fifty.
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[He shudders, thinking of the women who've punched and/or slapped him in the past. Or just...plain got angry at him.]
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[Because Larry was somehow supposed to know that. Assumptions!!
But now that they've reached this tangent...]
Y'know...we should probably figure out how to get you to ditch that storm sometime today. I can't run forever!
[HE HAS NO STAKES IN THIS THOUGH...]
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Anyway Larry focuses his energy on thinking of a plan, a very well-thought out plan that should save both their behinds...]
...Does it take decoys?
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As for the decoy idea...he has to think about that himself.]
Maybe? I guess the best thing to do would be to find someone who's having stronger emotions...
[And pass it on to them. It's not exactly fair to them, but...!]
What were you feeling when the storm showed up?
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[That's mostly his prevailing emotion right now.]
Like...I was wondering what those people were up to, and then suddenly the storm got loose!