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[laurice]

Hey there!

You've reached the awesome inbox of Larry Butz! So, what's up? If you're a lovely young lady looking for a date, you've come to the right place!

Comments

[inthejunk]

after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.

[laurice]

W-what? [...where are these messages coming from WHY. At this point he still has no idea there's a bug.]

[inthejunk]

Wht?

[laurice]

What the heck was up with that message about the trolls and riddles and balls?!

[inthejunk]

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Huh? Wht are you tlkng abt??

[laurice]

You know, that message where you said you were made a troll. Don't tell me you forgot!!!

[inthejunk]

No srsly is ths spm or smthng?

[laurice]

The what?

The spam?

[inthejunk]

...I dnt undrstnd. Who is ths?

[laurice]

Larry Butz. And I should be asking you that question!

[inthejunk]

花村 陽介 bt dude you txtd me??

[laurice]

No I didn't! And I can't read Chinese!

[...Larry, you're talking to a dude from Japan. But oh well.]

[inthejunk]

NO I ddn't! And nthr cn I??

[Yosuke is always so helpful at clearing things up. You're welcome.]

[laurice]

But wasn't what you typed up there Chinese? Your name's Chinese?

[inthejunk]

NO. It's Jpns. Way ezr.

[laurice]

Jpns? Wait, you mean Japanese?

[inthejunk]

YES.

[Jeez, you're dumb, dude. Not to mention weird. Who texts strangers and asks them stupid questions.]

[laurice]

I'm just making sure!

[inthejunk]

Did U hv a pnt?

[laurice]

Seriously, how can I know your name if I can't read it?

[inthejunk]

H A N A M U R A yr nt a tlmrktr rght?

[laurice]

What's a tlmrktr? I'm pretty sure I'm not one of those...

[inthejunk]

[And then he finally decides to switch to voice.]

They call people and annoy them during dinner. Didn't people do that where you came from?

[laurice]

[About time - I mean, so does Larry.]

Are they like salesmen?

[inthejunk]

I guess so. I never asked what they wanted, I just hung up on them.