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[laurice]

Hey there!

You've reached the awesome inbox of Larry Butz! So, what's up? If you're a lovely young lady looking for a date, you've come to the right place!

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[lawyerific.livejournal.com]

Hey, Larry?

[quackery.livejournal.com]

Larry?

[ action ]

[what-scruples.livejournal.com]

[ At some point on Valentine's Day, Larry will be accosted by a small robotic cupid(?!) with a propeller jutting out of its back. Hovering unsteadily, it tinnily informs him that he has a message from Yaha, and delivers the message recorded into its memory-- ]

Though our first meeting may have been an unfortunate one, I am happy that it has flourished into the friendship that we have now. I would not trade it for anything and hope you know that you are most special to me, my dearest friend.

[ The message concludes with a shower of heart-shaped confetti over his head before the cupid zips away, off on the rest of its errands. ]

[ ooc; As you might have guessed, this is a glitched (with mun approval) message! If you want to see what Yaha intended to send, check out the unscreened post here (http://what-scruples.livejournal.com/4825.html). ]

BACKDATED TO THE 13TH

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ RING A RING A RING ]

incoming call;

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ not too long after this conversation (http://sirenspull.livejournal.com/1098460.html?thread=169017820#t169017820). ]

[ voicemail ]

[of-frell.livejournal.com]

Hello, Lawrence? This is Ella. You don't know me, but you do know my stepsister, Hattie. Apparently.

[ Stifled sigh. ] She asked that I get in touch with you - she's requested your presence at our residence. I can give you directions if you need them.

Call | December 21 | 6:34 PM

[boundbytreason.livejournal.com]

[ Caster's NetVice took on the form of an orb, but it cold still send a call ringing Larry's way. ]

Ring.
Ring.
Ring. ]

[quackery.livejournal.com]

[Ringing him up on the evening of the 21st!]

nv bug event >3

[scalemates]

1 F33L L1K3 BUTT3R 4ND T3QU1L4 WOULD B3 4N 3XC3LL3NT COMB1N4T1ON
R1GHT NOW
PL34S3 DO TH1S 1N MY N4M3

[inthejunk]

after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.

Video, backdated to the 29th if that's cool

[paysdelamour]

You have some explaining to do, Larry... [A pause for dramatic effect.]

... like how you managed to woo the most eligible bachelorette in town! Ah, I'm so proud of you, Larry~

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[devourer]

Have you seen Yako?

call

[chiefdefense]

[Ring ring]

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

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