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[laurice]

Hey there!

You've reached the awesome inbox of Larry Butz! So, what's up? If you're a lovely young lady looking for a date, you've come to the right place!

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[laurice]

[About time - I mean, so does Larry.]

Are they like salesmen?

[inthejunk]

I guess so. I never asked what they wanted, I just hung up on them.

[laurice]

That's probably the best thing to do...what if they were trying to trick you or something?

[inthejunk]

[It's such a good thing you can't see the look you are getting, dude.]

What? They're just telemarketers, man. You just hang up on them and they go away. They're not smart enough to go around tricking people. It's not really part of the job, you know?

[laurice]

...what if they were just prank callers?

[inthejunk]

That would be a really pointless prank.

[laurice]

Maybe it's not pointless for them. And maybe you just hang up before they can give the punchlines.

[inthejunk]

So what? I can't even pretend to care about something like that.

[laurice]

Hey, we don't care, but they do since it's their pranks.

[inthejunk]

So what? If they care so much about it, they'll have to think of something better next time. Only hard work and industry make success, right?

[laurice]

Yeah, you're right! They gotta step up their game!

[inthejunk]

[Snort.]

Maybe you should tell them that next time they call you.

[laurice]

Or, I could fight back with a joke of my own!

[inthejunk]

You think you can do worse than fake telemarketing?

[laurice]

Worse? What about a horrible pun?

[inthejunk]

Just going by this conversation I'm sure you can do that.

[laurice]

Then I should start brushing up on 'em!

[inthejunk]

...Sure, alright.

[This whole conversation will make so much more sense when he finds out you're from Maya-san's world.]

[laurice]

Or, maybe that should be my next project. Joke art.

[inthejunk]

Uh...sure. Why not? I guess some people are into that.

[laurice]

Hey, if it's art, there's gotta be someone into it.