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[laurice]

Hey there!

You've reached the awesome inbox of Larry Butz! So, what's up? If you're a lovely young lady looking for a date, you've come to the right place!

Comments

[inthejunk]

Wht?

[laurice]

What the heck was up with that message about the trolls and riddles and balls?!

[inthejunk]

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Huh? Wht are you tlkng abt??

[laurice]

You know, that message where you said you were made a troll. Don't tell me you forgot!!!

[inthejunk]

No srsly is ths spm or smthng?

[laurice]

The what?

The spam?

[inthejunk]

...I dnt undrstnd. Who is ths?

[laurice]

Larry Butz. And I should be asking you that question!

[inthejunk]

花村 陽介 bt dude you txtd me??

[laurice]

No I didn't! And I can't read Chinese!

[...Larry, you're talking to a dude from Japan. But oh well.]

[inthejunk]

NO I ddn't! And nthr cn I??

[Yosuke is always so helpful at clearing things up. You're welcome.]

[laurice]

But wasn't what you typed up there Chinese? Your name's Chinese?

[inthejunk]

NO. It's Jpns. Way ezr.

[laurice]

Jpns? Wait, you mean Japanese?

[inthejunk]

YES.

[Jeez, you're dumb, dude. Not to mention weird. Who texts strangers and asks them stupid questions.]

[laurice]

I'm just making sure!

[inthejunk]

Did U hv a pnt?

[laurice]

Seriously, how can I know your name if I can't read it?

[inthejunk]

H A N A M U R A yr nt a tlmrktr rght?

[laurice]

What's a tlmrktr? I'm pretty sure I'm not one of those...

[inthejunk]

[And then he finally decides to switch to voice.]

They call people and annoy them during dinner. Didn't people do that where you came from?

[laurice]

[About time - I mean, so does Larry.]

Are they like salesmen?

[inthejunk]

I guess so. I never asked what they wanted, I just hung up on them.

[laurice]

That's probably the best thing to do...what if they were trying to trick you or something?

[inthejunk]

[It's such a good thing you can't see the look you are getting, dude.]

What? They're just telemarketers, man. You just hang up on them and they go away. They're not smart enough to go around tricking people. It's not really part of the job, you know?