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[spiritedafey]

Nah, just got ran over by a giant pumpkin!

[laurice]

D-Didn't that hurt?! [Larry yelps.] Did you get the number of that pumpkin?

[spiritedafey]

Why, you wanna ask it out on a date?

[She may have misunderstood.]

[laurice]

That's not the kind of number I'm talking about! Why would I wanna date a pumpkin?

[MAYA...]

[spiritedafey]

Isn't that your endearing character trait?

[laurice]

I date girls, not pumpkins! They're...not my type!

[spiritedafey]

Do you even have a type, Larry? I thought the only criteria was 'girl'.

[laurice]

'Course I do! Beautiful, cool, cute...

[Who are we kidding.]

[spiritedafey]

[No one. We are kidding no one.]

Well, if I ever find a beautiful, cool, cute girl, I'll let you know. How's that sound? Maybe I'll find one for Nick, then that way you won't have to do it alone!

[laurice]

You're the best, Maya! If you get lucky, you might even find a set of gorgeous twins!

[LARRY NO

WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LAST SET OF TWINS]

[spiritedafey]

[She snorts out loud and picks out a box of pastries for Larry from the counter and hands it out to him.]

Both for you?

[laurice]

[Larry takes the box gratefully, peering inside it.]

One for Nick, of course! He never thinks of his love life, so we should do it for him!

[spiritedafey]

[This is the best worst idea ever.]

Twins it is, then! [If only to see the exasperated look on Nick's face.] Those are for you, by the way. Feel free to take them with you, they're on me!