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[laurice]

I don't want anyone chasing me, period!

[Larry spreads his arms outward in a typical "no way, Jose" gesture. Then he stops.]

Unless it's a beautiful lady!

[sixthnonsense]

You know what? Fair, man. Totally fair, and I am absolutely, a hundred percent with you on that.

[However, after a moment of thinking about that, he adds-]

Unless she's pissed. Then it's kind of a fifty-fifty.

[laurice]

I know that pain, kid.

[He shudders, thinking of the women who've punched and/or slapped him in the past. Or just...plain got angry at him.]

[sixthnonsense]

Dude, I'm twenty-one. Hardly a kid.

[Because Larry was somehow supposed to know that. Assumptions!!

But now that they've reached this tangent...]

Y'know...we should probably figure out how to get you to ditch that storm sometime today. I can't run forever!

[HE HAS NO STAKES IN THIS THOUGH...]

[laurice]

[Well...the guy looked younger than Larry...but Larry is also in no position to discern people's exact ages right now!

Anyway Larry focuses his energy on thinking of a plan, a very well-thought out plan that should save both their behinds...]

...Does it take decoys?

[sixthnonsense]

[Don't mind Hagakure, he's irrational like that sometimes.

As for the decoy idea...he has to think about that himself.]

Maybe? I guess the best thing to do would be to find someone who's having stronger emotions...

[And pass it on to them. It's not exactly fair to them, but...!]

What were you feeling when the storm showed up?

[laurice]

...Confused?

[That's mostly his prevailing emotion right now.]

Like...I was wondering what those people were up to, and then suddenly the storm got loose!