the butz vs. captcha

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[sobored]

That makes two of us.

[In her case, it's more that wow, they're so formulaic and boring and she is not here for that.]

Sorry we got off on the wrong foot too, I didn't think you'd take it that badly.

[laurice]

[Larry shrugs and tries to smile amiably.]

I can't stay mad at a cute girl for too long, so as long as I didn't get carted off to jail, we're good.

[sobored]

[Wow, seriously?]

Well, I can't make any promises there. Just try not to land around anymore destroyed sculptures, okay?

[laurice]

Are you kidding? I'll just get outta here so people won't think I'm a sculpture assassin!

[At least he stopped calling her "cute". Look, she's too young so he'll stop there.]

[sobored]

Sounds like the best idea I've heard all day.

[She does so enjoy it when people run from things. Because they always end up hopelessly drawn back to them. Okay, not always, but when it happens, it's pretty good.]</small

[laurice]

They might think you're one, too!

[No, Larry, they wouldn't.]

[sobored]

Nah. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't. I don't seem like the type.

[If only because she's a much worse type.]

[laurice]

But isn't that what happened to me??

[He holds up his fists to his chin. Exactly like the icon, minus the tears.]

[sobored]

It is! Which makes it a really good thing that I'm me and not you.

[She's entirely cheery about this. The crying sprite minus the crying has no effect on her, sorry.]

[laurice]

...

[Larry lets his arms hang limp at his sides.]

Well, you're pretty lucky to be you, 'cause it can get crummy being me. What's your name, by the way?

[sobored]

Junko. It's Junko.

[She's just...going to act completely oblivious to all of that. SORRY LARRY.]

[laurice]

I'd say it's nice to meet'cha, but...there's nothing nice about tripping into a crime scene...

[sobored]

I don't know. I think there's worse ways to meet someone.

[laurice]

Like...you meet 'em and you catch them committing a crime and then they try to pin it right on you?

[sobored]

...has that happened to you?

[Here she was gonna go with being the crime scene, but that works too.]

[laurice]

Nope...I've never actually caught someone red-handed.

[The real perpetrators have already escaped by the time Larry innocently wanders onto the scene.]

[sobored]

You know, that's probably for the best. Otherwise, they'd have to dispose of the witnesses. Or at least that's how it always goes on TV.