the butz vs. captcha

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[laurice]

Oh yeah? Why don't you show me how it's done?

[He thrusts the bucket toward her. The goat may take a liking to Her Royal Rudeness but let's see if Betsy will want to be milked.]

[divinable]

[ she grabs the bucket before looking up at him to give him the stink eye. once betsy is closeby, she walks to the goat and crouches down so that she's in a good position to milk the goat. ]

Watch and learn, Goat Head.

[ but she doesn't milk the goat right away. she strokes its head a couple of times, taming it first and making sure it's comfortable before anything else. ]

[laurice]

Don't let your hair get in the way, Donut Head.

[Larry folds his arms across his chest sagely and leans against the nearest post to watch.]

[divinable]

[ she finds a small rock by betsy and decides to throw it at larry. TAKE THAT!!!

and because the royal family of khura'in seems to be very in touch with animals, betsy is rather tame even as rayfa milks her. ]

[laurice]

[Larry sidesteps the rock quickly and very ungracefully, flailing as he goes. He does keep his eyes on Rayfa milking the goat and is inwardly jealous.]

Do you even have any human friends?!

[divinable]

[ THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE!!! rayfa glares at larry before returning to milking betsy. ]

Of course, I do. I have many friends here.

[ here!!! ]

[laurice]

And you like giving them nicknames too?

[He just throws that out.

AT LEAST LARRY DOESN'T THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE!!!]

[divinable]

Yes. When you associate a person with their physical features, it is much easier to remember them.

[ also, her uncle calls people by their redeeming physical features... she can't help but act the same way! ]

[laurice]

Doesn't mean you have to remind them of what they look like all the time...

[Larry can't help but point that out.]

[divinable]

It is not a reminder. It is... a nickname.

[ she's only saying it in a nice way. ]

[laurice]

It's a nickname that reminds.

[WHAT IS NICE ABOUT BEING CALLED GOAT HEAD...]

[divinable]

Then why don't you remind me what your name is? Larry, was it? What is your last name?

[ he's so annoying she may as well appease him! ]

[laurice]

I told you, I'm Larry Butz! [He balls his hands into fists.] What's your name, huh?

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[divinable]

Butz...

[divinable]

[ just.

stares at larry. ]

[divinable]

Larry Butz.

[ now she looks extremely pensive. ]

[divinable]

[ rayfa cracks a smile. ]

Hah...

done!

[divinable]

Ha ha ha ha hahahahaha! Your name is Butz!

[laurice]

[Larry groans loudly, throwing up his hands. Of course. OF COURSE. He had to meet a teenager who would openly laugh at his name.]

All right already, I get it! [He raises a hand to his forehead.] That's my name...just don't wear it out.

[divinable]

I would nev-- Ha ha ha ha hah! [ and it just explodes from her mouth: ] BUTZ!

[laurice]

[Facepalm.]

Look, are you gonna tell me your name or am I gonna have to think up a new nickname every time I see you around?

[Larry just can't win.]

[divinable]

[ she snickers one last time before squaring her shoulders, standing straight. ]

It is Rayfa Padma Khura'in, the Queen of the Kingdom of Khura'in.