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[okay what are you doing here, leave, why do you want to send anything to this loser]

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Voice;

Date: 2017-03-02 01:39 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233221)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
[hey there, Larry. It's your favorite space princess with a terrifying family here.]

I was wondering if you could do me a favor.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-02 11:39 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233245)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
[Humans don't eat people in space, Larry, don't worry. ...Well, they probably don't.]

I'd like you to apologize to a friend of mine.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-03 08:11 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10405229)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
Her name is Rayfa. She doesn't have very many positive things to say about you.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-04 02:56 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233198)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
She's a child, and you're an adult. That hardly gives you an excuse to insult her.

[Sure, Rayfa might not be totally innocent here, but. Larry is older than her, and shouldn't fall for that bait.]

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-05 01:10 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10175075)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
[and Leia sounds as unimpressed as Larry is offended.]

And? She's a child. You shouldn't rise to that sort of bait.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-05 08:01 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233198)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
How many times do I have to remind you that she's a child?

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-07 01:42 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10405223)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
I've known plenty of other nobles with similar temperaments.

[But that's not the point here. The point is--]

And even such, her behavior as a ruler is no doubt different than her behavior as a normal citizen here.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-10 12:27 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10591584)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
[See Larry, that wasn't so hard. Agreeing with Leia is really the best option for everyone.]

If she does try that again, I'll speak with her, as well.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-10 03:02 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233219)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
Her mother is here?

[well, that's certainly news to Leia]

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-11 05:45 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10405222)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
Rayfa was kind in my experiences with her.

[Because look Larry, she's not gonna stand for badmouthing here. He'll have to apologize ten times over at this rate...]

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-12 05:27 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233246)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
Why would she do either of those things?

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-12 05:50 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10405190)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
Well, is his head barbed?

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-12 07:09 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233219)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
I can't say I see a resemblance, unless the goats here look different from the goats that may exist in Rayfa's homeland.

[Because what are space goats.]

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-14 11:48 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233222)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
You can never be sure. They don't exist where I'm from.

[things that look like goats, sure. But are they goats? No. They're space goats by other names. since everything referencing goats on wookieepedia is marked old canon]

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-15 01:49 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10233246)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
Nothing like the ones here. There are similar species--nerfs come to mind--but very few things here are the same as things in the galaxy I'm from.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-18 07:37 pm (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10405190)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
A cow. But it's larger, hairier, and generally smellier than the cows I've seen here.

Voice;

Date: 2017-03-25 02:47 am (UTC)
oratorical: (pic#10590858)
From: [personal profile] oratorical
[EXCUSE U BUTZ. Nerfs are fine space animals. Noble beasts. Perfect for crafting insults.]

I don't think it's ever happened, but I could be wrong. I suppose it's possible in theory.

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